“Roll." And tosses a small package at me.
I look at it for a minute, somewhat stunned that I was given an important duty.
“I don’t know how.”
“First time for everything. Figure it out.”
Damn him. He expects me to learn while cruising in the back seat of the car?
No escaping out of this one. I look over at my girl and she’s shaking her head, like...whew I’m glad he didn’t ask me to do it.
What the hell...I go through the steps in my head, remembering how the boys did it.
step 1-split the Philly in the middle *where's the brown paper bag?
step 2- break it up well *specially if its sticky icky
step 3 - scoop it all up *do.not.waste
step 4 -seal it up. *yum, i like peach
“Allright. Done.” I tap him on the shoulder and hand it over for his inspection.
Light up” and hands it back to me.
A small fire blazes out of the lighter, and *puff*
I pass it along and hope it doesn’t run.
After making a full circle, he turns around to me with a huge grin on his face, marking his approval.
MaryJane...100% approved.
Classic!
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